Winner of the Not Going Down Fighting Award…
We’ve got no sympathy for the captains of Jeep’s sinking ship, seeing as they brought it on themselves.
Like a bunch of spotty interns on the Apprentice, they took one of the world’s finest off-road brands and deconstructed it to the point of embarrassing, eyes-to-the-floor failure.
The guys at Land Rover are probably laughing into their cups of muddy Tetley as we speak.
The Compass is a brilliant symbol of that disintegration, with its useless, part-time, go-nowhere 4×4 system, naff styling and cheapo interior. And the fact that when you follow one, the arches hang over the wheels like a fat girl’s bingo wings.
So congratulations to the guys at Jeep – you’re fired. Or bust. One of the two.
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